The Beatles really were ugly bastards.
Painting Elephants
Arran really is beautiful in the winter. Fucking cold. But beautiful.
Bought all the series of this and Friends to attempt to get through being unemployed on Arran without topping myself. Love it :)
I think my favourite part of the day is when you wake up in the middle of the night. No matter what’s gone on before you went to sleep or what will happen when you wake up, you’re always happy. And grateful to have someone asleep beside you.
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Jess you’re so fucking smart ha ha :)
Jamie and I think that if we ever went to you with a problem you would open a secret cupboard full of brain chemicals and inject us with the one necessary to solve our problems :)
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Anonymous asked: So, my man is really shy about his size, anything sexy I can do to make him feel better about it?
Of course! Build a replica of Tokyo out of Lego and paint his dick to look like Godzilla! Have him smash Tokyo with his dick while you provide the sound effects of scared civilians. He will definitely feel like his penis is monster sized afterwards ;)
